🎈 INTRODUCING: The Float Clown Straw Buddy! 🎈

Meet our "Sewer Jester," the red-haired, ruffle-collared Float Clown who'll make your beverages float too!

"We all sip down here... You'll sip too!"

Our terrifying entertainer brings the circus to your drinks with his vintage clown costume, sinister smile, and iconic red balloon! Perfect for those brave enough to face their beverage fears!

🎈 Meticulously 3D printed in-house with premium materials
🎈 Features the iconic Victorian-style costume and menacing grin 🎈 Fits most tumblers, cups, and travel mugs (20-40oz)
🎈 Each "Sewer Jester" is designed, printed, and assembled right here in our workshop
🎈 Printed with Food Grade PET-G

Don't worry... your drink only disappears because you're enjoying it so much!

Tag a friend who's afraid of clowns... if you dare!